Review

Choose An Enemy One of the best examples of how Russians vent their anger (or maybe not…), Choose An Enemy is a fun mildless action game from little-known developer Russian Soft. The goal is simple: rescue your girlfriend by defeating bullies. There are three bullies to choose from, all pretty dim-witted but differ in terms of speed or how many teeth they can knock off your mouth at a time. That's right, teeth: once you choose an opponent to beat up, you'll be thrown to a neat first-person perspective, with 2 rows of teeth at the bottom of the screen for you (32 total, of course), and another 2 rows for your opponent. Your opponent will be sneering at you while he tries to land jabs or hooks. Winning is a simple matter of dodging at the right time and landing punches of your own. Mindless, yes, but might be a good alternative to stressballs 5-10 minutes at a time. Fans of mindless action games, especially Bloodlust's games, should definitely check this one out.